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Wednesday, November 10th, 2032
6:02 pm
HAPPY TURKEYY DAY LOL
Yo d00dz. Since Thanksgiving is coming up pretty soon, I thought it wud b a good idea to talk bout how Thanksgiving first came about. Im not a history expert or nething but dis is pretty much wut happened from what I remember while sleeping in clASS (c wut I did there? I made the ass part of class capital, becuz class is ass ROFL!):
Ok, so first Christofer Colombus and the pilgrams are hanging out in france and they're like, "Doodz, let's go to india for curry, cuz I'm hungry." so dey get on all theze boats and stuff, and fly over to america by accident, but it wuz pretty kewl, so Colombus wuz liek, "Check it, guyz. Lets call this the United States of America, or USA for short, and also stay hurr" SO they did, and made a bunch of states. But things got pretty hard. Then da Indianz were like, "Yo, wutz up? We live here, but we were hiding bfore." They show the Pilgrams how to do imortant things, liek plant corn, hunt, and make turkeys by tracing your hand on construction paper.
Then, da Pilgrams were liek, "YO! We need 2 repay teh Indians for all the good stuff they did!" So they had the first Thanksgiving (this is where the word "thanks" comes from). They partied and stuff, and then the Indians traded all of America to teh Pilgrams for smallpox and casinos.
So datz pretty much wut happened. Now we celebrate Thanksgiving to remember the indianz, because most of them hide in the mountains now, or something, I dunno, thats what my friend told me once, I think but I wasn't really paying attention cuz I wuz 2 busy reorganizing mah Blink182 CDs.

Current Mood: nostalgic
Wednesday, November 3rd, 2032
9:42 pm
Look! I'm being smart and discussing politics!
Holy shitz0rz! We are all gonna teh die becuz bush is da Prezadant!!11 He iz super horriblz becuz datz wut every1 tellz me n kerry iz god becuz he is not bush! most of hiz polices r so much better n I no he culdve dun it all BECAUSE HES GETTING ALL THIS MONEY FROM SOME FUCKING MAGIC MONKEY THAT SHITS IT OUT OF ITS ASS OR SOMETHING EVERY DAY!!!11 SO KERRY WUD HAVE INFINITE MONEY 2 SOLVE EVERYTHING!!!11 Holy crap!11 we r dum 4 not electing him!!!11 He wud have been so much beter!!111 Dis is wutz gonna happen in a few years prolly (note dis didn't actually happen yet, so dont get scared or anyting i no my paint skillz r awsum but trust me as real as it looks itz just an artists rendition):





Everyone seriously just needs to shut the fuck up and deal.
Saturday, October 9th, 2032
3:02 pm
Well, I didn't see this one coming...
frank
youre frank aka munchkin. carrot pound and yat, you
see through kathleens spelling inabilities. you
did NOT. want her to make this quiz.


Which one of my friends are you: part three
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Current Mood: Frank!
Sunday, October 3rd, 2032
11:27 pm
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GUD NEWZ LJ REEDERZ! I HERD PROLLY DA BEST STORY EVA! KATHLEEEN HAD DIS DREAM BOUT GOIN 2 BASTAN!!!!!!!

blue  WEEz  pjs: i just remembered my dream about going to boston
blue  WEEz  pjs: i wanted to, but it was gonna be like 500 dollars to get there..so instead i rode my bike with like 5 other people, and it only cost a couple cents to ride on each road, so i got there for like 6 bucks

 

HOLY CRAP, RIGHt? I DARE U 2 HAVE A BETTA DREAM. WHEN I RED DAT, I WUZ LIEK:

LOL!

Monday, August 16th, 2032
3:11 pm
This is just one more way the folks at ACME work with your needs in mind
2DAY WUZ MY LAST DAY OF WURK @ TEH ACME! CINCE i neva had 2 cum bak, I wuz liek wuteva all day. Dis 1 customer wuz liek, "D00d! U sux @ teh cashier job!" I wuz liek, "STFU, biznatch!" Den I totally jump-stabbed dem in da face! Well, not really, but I did get a balloon and a card from Nick, Jeff n Helena....

Current Mood: bitchy
Saturday, August 14th, 2032
2:00 am
"You guys aren't Arab, are you?"

LMAO, d00dz...2day wuz teh funny. I wuz loling prolly allllllllllllllllll night, or sumten...mayb liek, for a gud 5 minutez.  I wuz in teh car with eugene n we went 2 cut threw teh county collage but den we got lost tried to turn around on dis walkway, but dis car drove up and the county collage cup wuz liek, "WTF? licence n regresattions please?" N DEN EUGene gave dem da old ones n dey were liek (becuz den anotha guy drove up) "U n00b!" So afta he gave dem da new onez, we went down to the county college security sttation n dey went inot dis otha room 2 talk aboot what da ticket wuz, cuz dey dindt even no!!1

So den da guy started to call him anthony, n im 2 tired to right the rest...peace out dod0z talk 2 u l9rr!!!



Current Mood: uncomfortable
Monday, August 9th, 2032
3:19 pm
Todd pwnz
D00d, we totally pwn3d Jimmy de otha day. We wuz in hiz house n we t00k hiz fencing dummy n put it on hiz front doorstep n den me + scotT+STEve rang da doorbell. Ugene wuz liek, "RUN DOODZ" n we did, n I ran pretty fast 2. Den Jimmy answered da door n wuz liek, "WTF! U GUYZ R TEH SUCK!" N DEN scoot wuz liek, "D00d, no! U R TEH SUCK!" DA WHOLE Time i wuz just liek, "Rofl!!!1"

P.S. I almost died

Current Mood: chipper
Sunday, August 8th, 2032
3:13 am
Teratorrial House of Pancakes

D00dz we went 2 da IHOP n wen we were there, I changed da I in IHOP 2 a T so it said THOP on da marka bored, lol. Brain wuz liek, "OMG, Frank! ROFL!" Den Jeff put a MILK CONTAiner unda Asheeyz tire n she drove ova it and it popped n jEFF wuz liek, "LMAO! It popped!" N den he tryed 2 high 5 deez chix but dey were liek, "d00d we r not kewl enough 4 da high 5 cuz we r teh sux." Den I went home>
P.S. I am growing teh beard! Dis is me b4 I grew one:




 


N Dis is me wit a beard:


3:11 am
Going off 2 Collage...

I wuz lisenin 2 muzic n I herd dis 1 song dat reminded me of how were all goin off 2 college and we might not c each otha eva again.  So jus reed da lyrics and tink about just how close we are 2 goin off 2 college. It's kinda sad :-(


 


Duran Duran- Hungry Liek The Wolf


Darken the city night is awire steam in the subway earth is afire
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Woman you want me give me a sign and catch my breathing even closer behind
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like whine and I'm hungry like the wolf

Stalked in the forest too close to hide I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
High blood drumming on your skin it's so tight you feel my heat I'm just a moment behind
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Scent and a sound I'm lost and I'm found and I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme I howl and I whine I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside and I'm hungry like the wolf

Hungry like the wolf, hungry like the wolf, hungry like the wolf

Burning the ground I break from the crowd I'm on the hunt I'm after you
I smell like I sound I'm lost and I'm found and I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line it's dicord and rhyme I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine and I'm hungry like the wolf
Burning the ground I break from the crowd I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Scent and a sound I'm lost and I'm found and I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme I howl and I whine I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside and I'm hungry like the wolf


 


I'm gunna miss u guyz liek crazi :-(

Wednesday, July 7th, 2032
2:42 am
Tuntalicious
D00d, I played SCRABBLE 4 da first time n I won, rofl!!!1 I totle skewled Lob n Nick. I made up da wurd "tunt" and dey dindt evin c it until liek, 4 turnz lata. Lob wuz liek, "WTF? Tunt?" I wuz liek, "ROFL." So newayz I am 2 kewl 4 SCRABBLE. TTYL.

Current Mood: indescribable
Wednesday, June 30th, 2032
1:51 am
Eugene is Teh awsumz
DamnSammy7: update more

Current Mood: cynical
Friday, June 25th, 2032
3:48 pm
Have a Good Summar
Lolz!!11 Teh summar is teh roxorz or sumten.......

Current Mood: bouncy
Sunday, October 3rd, 2004
4:23 am
TODAY=WHATEVER
WITH YOUR FEET IN THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND...
Monday, September 27th, 2004
2:17 pm
DIS IS 4 DA KEWL DOODZ

I don't know why you'd bother taking this unless you're me, but here you go:


Which Frank are you?



Current Mood: cranky
Monday, September 20th, 2004
12:45 am
This entry is about Kathleen
blue  WEEz  pjs received C:\Documents and Settings\Frank H. Kobola\My Documents\My Music\Owen\No Good for No One Now\02 Everyone Feels Like You.wma.
Saturday, September 4th, 2004
2:02 am
I Officially Declare Today "Awesome Day."
Yeah, so I'm fucking smashed off my ass. I played the "See Who Picks Up the Phone Game," and the first three people to do so were (in order):
1.Nick
2.Hana
3.Jeff

I do this because I promised Jeff I would. I <3 college.
Also, I Kathleen picked up, but she's not in the top three. She told me to call a lot of people.
Sunday, May 2nd, 2004
11:04 pm
"Hey, you guys want some ice cream?"
D00dz! We wuz chillaxin @ da DQ wen dis guy cumz up 2 us n iz liek, "D00dz! U want sum ice creme?" We wuz liek, "WTF? We allredi eatted da ice creme b4!!!1 Y do we need teh ice creme now?" He wuz weird, and den he left. WE WERE ALL ROFL!!!11 I mean, WTF, who duz dat, u no? I dont, not since da restraining order at the playground, anyways. NEwayz PEACE OUT BOYSCOUTSS!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneone.

Whenever I write in my live journal, I feel so expressive.

Current Mood: chipper
Thursday, April 29th, 2004
4:24 pm
Teh Prizzon
D00d! We went 2 teh prizon 2 c da priznerz. I wuz liek, "D00d! Teh prizon iz not teh kewl! It smellz liek @$$ n teh prizonerz r creapi!!!1" Diz 1 guy wuz liek, "D00d! I didn't kill my wief!" I was liek, "D00d! OMG! STFU! U TOTALLY DID!" Well, actually, I didn't but I wuz tinking it, wich is liek saying it, only in my head. Den later we went 2 da Wendyz n 8 teh food. NEwayz, ttyl.

I heart my live journal.

Current Mood: uncomfortable
Wednesday, April 21st, 2004
8:38 pm
TEH AWSUM!!

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Monday, April 5th, 2004
3:32 pm
Mad Propz 2 Spring Break LOL!!11
Teh otha day r0x0rd!!!!11 Me n my homeboyz jus chilled n hung out n sat around n stuff!!! Everyone was liek, "Dis is teh kewl Lol!!" Den we wen t and got stuff 2 eat. I gotz da friez and wuz liek, "OMFG!! DEEZ FRIEZ R TEH ROXORED!!! LOLLOOLLLL!""" Dat wuz prolly da best day eva.

What would I do without you, Live Journal?

Current Mood: recumbent
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